Well, to start with, I’m small.  Like, really small.  Just about as small as a person gets while still being a person.

And right now I’m super enthusiastic about running water – have you checked that biz out?!  It’s crazy cool!

I’m also very smart.  My doctor tells me so.  Mostly because I can find my hands and stick them in my mouth.  Which seems simple but, hey, could you do that when you were 7 days old?!

My folks are pretty cool but they get worked up and agitated about silly things, like a name.  I mean, just give me a name ferchrissake!  But not “Christ”, that would be a serious burden.

“Homer…”, yeah, that’ll work.

Thanks for visiting… if you want, send me an email so we can chat whenever I wake up.

Love!
HBE