I took my first bath and boy was it a doozy.  Not knowing what to expect, I initially reacted as anyone else would – I screamed my head off.

But after a moment of my mom’s tender caress, I realized the warm water wasn’t so bad.

In fact, I kinda liked it…

It reminded me of something, something familiar that I couldn’t quite place.

I liked it so much that, when it was time to get out, I made sure my complaint was registered.  To mark the occasion, it seemed only appropriate to resume screaming.