I’m telling you: Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third.
Well, then, who’s playin’ first?
Who
The guy on first base.
Who is on first.
Well what are you askin’ me for?
I’m not asking you—I’m telling you: Who is on first.
I’m asking you—who’s on first?
That’s the man’s name!
That’s who’s name?
Yes.
Well go ahead and tell me.
Who is on first!
Have you got a first baseman on first?
Certainly!
Then who’s playing first?
Absolutely!
When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Every dollar of it! And why not, the man’s entitled to it.
Who is?
Absolutely.
All I’m trying to find out is what’s the guys name on first base.
Oh, no, no, What is on second base.
I’m not asking you who’s on second.
Who’s on first!
…ah forget it…
